HR emails are the new on campus fliers. Trash. PGP.

I bet Jake from State Farm makes more than I do. PGP.

Just got a raise. Still poor. PGP.

Realizing your 60-year-old coworkers are probably in better shape than you. PGP.

The more the partners like me, the more my workload continues to grow. PGP.

Nobody ever responds to my Snapchats. PGP.

I actually work really well on Wellbutrin. PGP.

When you realize your student loan debt wouldn’t be a bad annual salary. PGP.

I don’t have anything witty to say, I just really hate my job. PGP.