“Late night, come home. Work sucks, I know.” PGP.

Getting a phone call telling you to be on the lookout for an email. PGP.

I strained my neck because I looked to the right to fast. Two Advil every 4 hours for the pain. PGP.

Stealing a Tabasco from Chipotle is the biggest rush I’ve gotten in 2014. PGP.

An unexpected bill side-lining your plans for the entire month. PGP.

Trying to figure out how to make a Lunchables pizza, 2 cans of SpaghettiOs and meatballs, and some shredded cheese last me until payday. PGP.

Masturbating out of boredom. PGP.

Not removing your headphones from the time when you walk through the door in the morning until quitting time. PGP.

Everything about me is NSFW. PGP.

1: “Something is wrong.” 2: “Have you tried restarting it?” PGP.