Living paycheck to paycheck no matter how many raises you get. PGP.
France banned work emails after 6 PM? Are they hiring? PGP.
The daily decision to spend money on good coffee or drink shitty coffee for free. PGP.
Reading spam email out of boredom. PGP.
Accountable for everything, responsible for nothing. PGP.
“Sorry, my phone was on mute.” PGP.
When you say “EOD,” do you mean end of YOUR day or MY day? Because I’m checked out by 3 o’clock. PGP.
That feeling of panic that hits when someone says your name on a conference call. PGP.
“I wish they’d let us work outside today!” PGP.
Starting a new game with myself called “How casual can I dress before I start getting questionable looks from coworkers?” PGP.