Being bored and still refusing to work. PGP

I told my boss I gave up working after lunch for Lent PGP.

“Sort by price: low – high”

I can’t believe I wasted my night here. I could have done laundry. #PGP

Getting annoyed at your coworkers because they ask you to do your job. #PGP

Looking forward to a television show more than anything else on the weekend. PGP.

I would still rather be a Pokémon Master than whatever it is I’m doing with my life.

“Last night I ordered a pizza by myself and ate it over the sink like a rat.”- Andy Bernard

Going to bed every night not really caring if you die in your sleep. PGP.

Realizing you may have peaked in college.