Having to really think about inviting the girl you’re sleeping with over on a weeknight because you don’t want to be tired at work the next day. PGP.

I like to mix flavors of Emergen-C. I call it an “adult suicide.” PGP.

Too old to act like a kid, too young to get treated like an adult. PGP.

Asked a coworker how his weekend was: “Still single. Still poor.” PGP.

Convincing yourself you’re only single because you swiped the wrong way on Tinder that one time. PGP.

Being so out of shape you can drink a 40 faster than you can run a 40. PGP

Receiving calls about donating to the university even though you haven’t finished paying them back for when you attended. PGP

Using the “It will evaporate” technique on spills including liquids that aren’t water. PGP.

Still refusing to look at your bar tab from 2 weeks ago. PGP.

Co-workers and clients who think your workplace is a kid-friendly environment.