Changing girls as often as your underwear. TFM. Changing girls as often as your oil. PGP.

My undergrad friends think I’m boring, and my postgrad friends think I’m immature. PGP.

Having a hard time remembering what it felt like to not be moments away from a breakdown at all hours of the day. PGP.

I spent a total of about 53 seconds outside today. PGP.

Monday morning me really hates weekend me. Fuck that guy. PGP.

May 5th used to be about tequila and day drinking. Now it just means four more days till Friday. PGP.

Coming home to eat leftovers on your couch in your underwear and watch Netflix. PGP.

Want to date, but too tired to ever go out and find someone. PGP.

Having a rush hour crush. PGP.

1:”Hows it going” 2:”Just livin’ the dream.” PGP.