Typing “po” into my work computer browser gets me to this website. Typing “po” into my personal laptop browser is a different story. PGP.

Cramming 90% of your daily responsibilities into your last hour at work. PGP.

When you spell a word so incorrectly that not even spellcheck knows what the hell you’re talking about. PGP.

Celebrated my 1-year anniversary with a phone interview in my car during lunch. PGP.

Only used one slice of bread on my sandwich. Not to cut costs. I only had one slice of bread. PGP.

The office throwing an open bar event on Thursday and still expecting you to be at the office Friday morning. PGP.

Using the Snapchat caption to cover your newly-formed double chin. PGP.

Is it too early to Tinder at my desk? PGP.

Sleep, work, eat, repeat for 40 years. PGP.