This guy I work with walks by my desk every day at 4 to get his mail, signifying there’s an hour left in the workday. We have never spoken or exchanged a glance. He is hands down my favorite coworker. PGP.

Contemplating getting into a car crash on purpose so you have a valid excuse to miss work. PGP.

Being a democrat in college and a republican after your first paycheck. PGP.

I just saw a bird crash into the window, break its neck, and fall to it’s death. Lucky bastard. PGP.

I wish my boss had more vacation time. PGP.

Getting caught checking Tinder while on a date with a girl you met on Tinder. PGP.

Accidentally calling your boss “mom.” PGP.

Realizing the warm summer weather will have almost no impact on your daily life. PGP.

My friend got engaged last night. I went home and sent weird messages on Tinder. PGP.

Pre-gaming a concert with a nap. PGP.