1: “You look tired.” 2: “I drank heavily last night, and the night before that.” PGP.

I don’t know if I’m terrible at budgeting or if I’m just not making enough money. PGP.

A tube strike is London’s version of a snow day. Except you’re still expected to come to work. And it takes you twice as long to get there. And people are more depressed than usual. PGP.

Signed up for Mint.com. All I receive from them are “Low Balance Warning” emails. PGP.

“Please don’t talk to me. Please don’t talk to me. Please don’t talk to me.” PGP.

Took an Addy for the first time since college. Haven’t gotten any work done, but have the most organized cubicle in my office and am now friends with every new hire. PGP.

Using your current employer’s printer and scanner to send out your signed offer letter. PGP.

Spending hours meticulously crafting a playlist at work. PGP.

Giving yourself a pep talk in the parking lot, trying to get motivated to enter the building. PGP.