Thought I was following a friend on Instagram with a knack for sunset/nature photos for the last 6 months. Turns out it’s a random 9th grader with the same name. PGP.

Accidentally called a senior manager “dude” during a Monday morning tag-up. PGP.

Had to take an “iPhone Basics” class at the Apple Store for my work phone. PGP.

Getting irritated by a coworker’s loud and angry keyboard-typing noises. PGP.

Only two single people in the wedding party – me and the groom’s 16-year-old brother. PGP.

“You are the first caller to the conference.” PGP.

Justifying spending more by telling yourself you’ll get more reward points. PGP.

Being the only one to laugh during a 7-person conference call when someone said, “We need to somehow add girth.” PGP.

Finally got to use, “just putting out some fires” when asked how my job is going. PGP.

Boss: “No need to rush on the project..”First of all, we both know that’s bullshit. PGP.