New girl just told me she can’t believe it’s already Friday. Must be nice not to have your soul crushed yet.

The “try as best you can to be productive today” team email the day before Memorial Day Weekend.

Subject lines that contain the entire message. PGP.

Who knew there wasn’t any money in nonprofit work? PGP.

Taking a sick day when you aren’t sick to avoid your office full of coworkers who refuse to take a sick day when they are. PGP.

Accidentally put salt instead of sugar in my coffee this morning. PGP.

Client joined the meeting 24 hours early and emailed everyone asking why no one is on the line yet. PGP.

I don’t know how he does it, but my boss never fails to call me whenever I’m away from my desk. PGP.