“Didn’t you wear that shirt on Monday?” PGP.

Having a better alcohol tolerance than is undergrad… because you’ve gained 30 pounds. #pgp

My boss emailed me within that 10 minute window I was briefly away from my desk. He decided to call me to confirm that I got his email. PGP.

The very first thing my colleague said this morning: “Fuck this place!” I love my colleague. PGP.

Got asked in an interview what I’m passionate about and I’ve never been so stumped in my life. PGP.

The whole gang got back together this weekend, didn’t pass out in my own tuxedo this time. PGP.

Fun Fact: Ctrl Delete will erase all of the emails in the shared inbox. PGP.

I have to work the week between Christmas and New Year’s. PGP.

First business trip with the new job, and I get bedbugs. PGP.

I thought losing my fantasy playoff matchup was depressing, then I showed up to work on Monday. PGP.