“Did you take the last cup of coffee without making more?” PGP.

I was so proud of myself for remembering to pack a lunch last night. I left it in the fridge this morning. PGP.

“Please let do not hesitate to reach out if you have any questions.” directly translates to “This conversation is over and I hope to never hear from you again.” PGP.

250 hours of PTO and nowhere to go. PGP.

Getting TSA Pre-Check and not being able to take advantage of the benefits because your home airport isn’t big enough. PGP.

Grabbing the wrong bag at Panera rapid pick up. PGP.

Swiping right on an obvious fake, just in case. PGP.

People who type the email content in the subject line. PGP.

Coffee and Cough Drops. PGP.

Reserving a conference room just to sit alone in the dark for 30 minutes. Fuck the open office concept. PGP.