‘Ctrl + C’ing when you should’ve ‘Crtl + V’ed. PGP.

I’ve been at the office so long, it doesn’t feel like I’m wearing deodorant, anymore. PGP.

Equifax. PGP.

I’ve reached the age where I actually enjoy going to Bed, Bath & Beyond. PGP.

Our office was out of normal sized notepads so I had to cut up a legal one with scissors. PGP.

Message Recall Failure: Message cannot be recalled. PGP.

“Any big plans for the long holiday weekend?” PGP.

Went into the office to make a good impression on the new boss. Got pulled over on the way. PGP.

The realization that nobody actually reads the daily reports I’m required to write. PGP.