Getting winded from the office stairs. PGP.

Being unreasonably excited for a Monday morning because Duda took a screenshot of my snap. PGP.

Was told the lobbyist I was meeting today had a penchant for non-PC jokes. Apparently, I went too far. PGP.

Rethinking my life after seeing my uber rating fall from 4.9 to 4.81 in a span of 3 weeks. PGP.

I sharted in the shower this morning. My body is officially falling apart. PGP.

“Buy anything on Prime Day?” PGP.

The new office wifi blocks anything that isn’t email. PGP.

I was cool in high school and college. Not anymore. PGP.

Peaking in college. PGP.

Ate my lunch much outside the other day, got sunburnt and sweated through my shirt. PGP.