That one friend on LinkedIn who “publishes” academic articles on the market every couple weeks. PGP.

Left my number on a receipt for the waitress at Applebee’s. Biggest rush I’ve gotten all month. PGP.

Eating yogurt at your desk for breakfast. PGP.

$1.50 hot dog combo at Costco for lunch. PGP.

My mother in law beat me at golf. PGP.

My new cube mate is one of those people who likes to talk about nothing…at 8 a.m. PGP.

Taking a break from looking at memes at your desk to look at memes in the bathroom. PGP.

Realizing that the fantasy football buy-in is out of budget after already agreeing to participate. PGP.

Just got my door pass for the office. I’ve worked here for two months. PGP.