I’m just trying daily to meet my wife on Bumble. Is that too much to ask? PGP.

When someone follows you into the bathroom then takes the stall next to yours. PGP.

Week 5 at the new job. Already fed up with unnecessary office drama. Decided to give my two weeks. PGP.

Tums. PGP.

Colleagues that make jokes in public that people would only understand if they work here. PGP.

Officially have more LinkedIn connections than Facebook friends. PGP.

Kevin Duranted myself in the group chat. PGP.

My chair needs more lumbar support. PGP.

My cubicle is next to the floor trash can and it smells. PGP.

Knowing the sound of your boss walking behind you and putting your phone down and look busy. PGP.