We raged at that housewarming party this weekend. PGP.

My girlfriend reads Things Girls Do After Graduation, so now I have mad ring pressure. PGP.

Silently puking in the office bathroom the morning after the holiday party. PGP.

CFO responded to a company-wide email about meeting our yearly goal with nothing but “Dilly Dilly!” PGP.

Using seasonal affective disorder as a cover for your alcoholism. PGP.

“Get in here! We’re drawing for Secret Santa!” PGP.

The motivational quotes on Halls wrappers are the inspiration I need to make it to Christmas. PGP.

I met my bf because I’m a recruiter and he was my candidate. My company rejected him. He’s my date for the company holiday party this month. PGP.

My boss got passed over for a promotion. I guess he feels like I need to work harder. PGP.

“Thought I’d come in early to catch up on some stuff.” PGP.