The overly talkative coworker that asks, “Why do you wear headphones?” PGP.

Took Monday – Thursday off. Still had 5 ass chewings today. PGP.

“Please disregard my last email.” PGP.

Everyone on the project team calls me Junior. I’m 25. PGP.

My parents just told me I need to double my life insurance after seeing my student loan total. PGP.

Got a job offer and the company offered the same exact salary amount as my first job. I have 3 years of work experience. PGP.

Listening to my coworker use a Dremel at his desk. We work in finance. PGP.

My job is 100% fixing other people fucking up. PGP.

My ‘if we’re not married by’ just posted that she and her perfect husband are expecting their 2nd child. At least I have an InstaPot. PGP.

The client told me they have “competing priorities.” So basically I am at the bottom of the list. PGP.