Getting an email from your boss on Friday evening that begins with “Do this first thing when you get in on Monday.” PGP.

My boss signs his emails “Smiles.” PGP.

The “I had fun last night, but didn’t really feel a strong connection” follow-up text. PGP.

Coworkers only addressing you by your initials in emails. PGP.

One of the partners brought me along with him to a college basketball game, so as a thanks I bought him a beer. He didn’t want it. PGP.

Monday’s are for lighting fires you’ll have to put out by Friday. PGP.

Volunteered to take minutes one time… now I’m known as Minute Man. PGP.

My humble brags are now mostly humbling. PGP.

Birthday greetings from your credit card company reminding you your bill is due. PGP.

“Please apply through our online portal.” Also known as the place where resumes go to die. PGP.