Actual note on the break room fridge: “Do not haze the interns, this isn’t college and they aren’t pledges.” PGP.

Realizing you have 40 plus years before you can retire and have a life again. PGP.

My life is way more Peter Gibbons than Jordan Belfort. PGP.

Talking about the bar at work, talking about work at the bar. PGP.

NCAA bracketology is a lot like life. You can do your research, assess the risks and take the most promising route only to be submarined by some highly-touted jerk who just didn’t want to put in the effort. PGP.

Being so excited about having an hour to take a nap that you can’t fall asleep. PGP.

Doing a phone interview from the parking lot of your current employer. PGP.

Asked a coworker how his weekend was: “Still single. Still poor.” PGP.

Sizing up your boss in meetings, wondering if you could take him in a fight.

Telling coworkers that you’ll have drinks with them later tonight, then hoping and praying that they decide against going out.