Friends with benefits now means my friends have health insurance and a 401k. #PGP

Actually having to clean your place before having a girl over. PGP

Feeling obligated to invite a person to your wedding because you were invited to theirs, even though you have a long list of much closer friends. PGP.

Calling in sick on opening day after giving your 2 weeks.

I’ll shoot you an email.

Sometimes I just sit in my car and scream. PGP.

Emailing your friend a link rather than posting it on their Facebook wall

I don’t remember the last time my gas tank was full.

Undoing a week of responsible spending and dieting with a night of bar tabs and late night pizza. #PGP

Keeping your fingers crossed for the hot interviewee. PGP.