“I wish they’d let us work outside today!” PGP.

The only time I ever wash my hands after going to the bathroom is when someone else is there. Even then, I pull a Costanza and just run some water. PGP.

Strategically moving around the same 5 piles of paper so it looks like you’ve done work today. PGP.

You know you’re a real adult when your phone, laptop, and gas tank are constantly running on E. PGP.

Your boss passive-aggressively signing you up for a time management seminar. PGP.

1: “What’s your day looking like today?” 2: “Busy.” PGP.

Starting a new game with myself called “How casual can I dress before I start getting questionable looks from coworkers?” PGP.

Having to really think about inviting the girl you’re sleeping with over on a weeknight because you don’t want to be tired at work the next day. PGP.

Being one horse shit assignment away from cracking your keyboard over your knee. PGP.

“401k” used to be where all the parties went down in our dorm. PGP.