Got a 2% raise at work. Looks like the heat is going from 65 to 66 at home for the rest of winter! PGP.

Being given a new title and new responsibilities at work, but still showing up and doing the same little-to-no work everyday. PGP.

Looking up symptoms on WebMD so you can start “displaying” the signs of different sicknesses in front of your boss, so he’s not shocked when you call in sick the next day. PGP.

Working on fantasy football trades while trying to look busy at your desk. PGP.

Looks like PB&J’s until next paycheck. PGP.