Masturbating out of boredom. PGP.

A bad day on the golf course is better than a good day at the office. PGP.

How do I get out of this bachelor party? PGP.

1: “How are you this morning? 2: “I’m here.” PGP.

Everything about me is NSFW. PGP.

How the hell did I ever stay up past 9:30? PGP.

1: “Something is wrong.” 2: “Have you tried restarting it?” PGP.

Living paycheck to paycheck no matter how many raises you get. PGP.

France banned work emails after 6 PM? Are they hiring? PGP.

Not staying up to see the moon last night because you wouldn’t have been able to function at work today. PGP.