I’m gonna just ride the rest of this day out on the toilet. PGP.

Riding a fine caffeinated line between falling asleep and having a seizure. PGP.

Turn down for what? Turned down for a raise, that’s what. PGP.

Pre-gaming a concert with a nap. PGP.

Instinctively opening a new browser tab each time you hear someone walking your way. PGP.

Sitting down in the shower. PGP.

Getting shin splints from stop-and-go traffic. PGP.

Graduate Saturday, start work Monday. PGP.

My office is so cold, I look forward to making copies to feel the warmth of the paper. PGP.

Coming home to eat leftovers on your couch in your underwear and watch Netflix. PGP.