An unexpected bill side-lining your plans for the entire month. PGP.

There’s a guy having an incredibly audible conversation with his wife in a bathroom stall while the guy in the stall next to him is just destroying the toilet. PGP.

Masturbating out of boredom. PGP.

Power pointing at your boss as you leave the office for happy hour. PGP.

Always blaming the new guy. PGP.

Wanting so badly to put “I’m on vacation, fuck off” as your out of office reply. PGP.

Gray hairs sprouting like weeds due to stress, conference calls, and the same cubicle for the last 5 years. PGP.

Everyone above me is quitting. I’m not getting promoted. PGP.

1: “What’s your day looking like today?” 2: “Busy.” PGP.

Somehow always getting the cart at the grocery store with a loud, broken wheel. PGP.