Hating someone solely based on how they format their emails.
All I want for Christmas is beer, better Netflix, and for my student loans to be paid. PGP.
Accidentally put “Need More Junior Anal” instead of “Need More Junior Analysts” in an email subject line. PGP.
The only items in my fridge are condiments and beer.
Zero Turn lawn mower purchase. PGP.
Somebody got caught by the office cameras flicking off their boss behind his back. PGP.
Newly single after 18 months. What apps are the kids using today? Pgp
Getting moved from salary to hourly.
Stopped for a bagel on my way to work. Someone brought bagels in for the office. PGP
“I apologize for the delay…” (I’ve been putting this off for as long as humanly possible)