When you spell a word so incorrectly that not even spellcheck knows what the hell you’re talking about. PGP.

Only using your business cards to register for free lunches at restaurants. PGP.

I swear every single person in my office sneezes like a fucking freak. PGP.

Needing 2-3 years experience for every entry level job, which makes absolutely no sense. PGP.

“Welcome to the team!” being the words that start the rest of your miserable life. PGP.

I’m not too proud of the noise that just came out of my mouth because of the mouse that scurried by my desk. PGP.

Fresh skid marks in my favorite bathroom stall. Day ruined. PGP.

People my age are buying houses, and I’m still trying to budget out groceries. PGP.

I just saw a bird crash into the window, break its neck, and fall to it’s death. Lucky bastard. PGP.