The only thing I’ve done at work today is creep on girls on Instagram and make World Cup futures bets. PGP.
Skipping out on your morning coffee because you really don’t feel like shitting in the office bathroom today. PGP.
“What the fuck are we supposed to be doing?” PGP.
Getting hired for a job, but not really knowing what you’ll actually be doing. PGP.
The never ending guessing game about how much you think upper management makes. PGP.
On The Tonight Show, no less.
Mentally checking out from work two weeks before your day off. PGP.
I can’t believe I was the best candidate for the job. I’m a dipshit employee. PGP.
Pooping in peace should be a basic human right. PGP.
Just got a raise. After taxes I am now bringing home an extra $17 every two weeks. PGP.
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