I could be on that super-drug from “Lucy” and still wouldn’t be able to get all this shit done. PGP.

Only thing worse than my golf swing is my entire body the next day. PGP.

Stressed about having to get a haircut and go to the dry cleaners after work. PGP.

I fell asleep during a haircut last night. PGP.

When the highlight of your week is getting on the PGP wall. PGP.

FOMCC. Fear of making cold calls. PGP.

My friend just told me she saw my boss at the bar watching the game. He told me he was going to Staples. PGP.

The collective sigh when that one person starts talking during a meeting. PGP.