Sent Jurgen Klinsmann’s Permission Slip to my manager as a joke 4 hours ago. He has not responded or acknowledged the e-mail. I think I might get fired. PGP.

Feeling like you’re on vacation also when your room mate goes out of town for the week. PGP.

Making sure no one can see your computer screen from the hall. PGP.

Unsuccessfully comparing work schedules with your girlfriend to find time for a date. PGP.

Submitted a request for two hours of vacation on Thursday to watch USA vs. Germany. Denied. PGP.

Getting a “Your account balance fell below $25 dollars” email twice in the same week. PGP.