Getting a headache whether you drink 4 beers or 24. PGP.

Spending the week between graduation and work buying and assembling the cheapest IKEA living room possible while drinking Sailor Jerry on the floor. PGP.

I give up. PGP.

“Congratulations, your LinkedIn Profile had 1 view last week.” PGP.

I created an entire imaginary future based on the one job application I just filled out. PGP.

My expensive tastes greatly outweigh my paycheck. PGP.

Frantically turning the volume down when what you thought was just an ESPN article turns out to be a video. PGP.

Really excited about the leftovers I brought for lunch today, you guys. PGP.

Typing “po” into my work computer browser gets me to this website. Typing “po” into my personal laptop browser is a different story. PGP.

My older coworkers seem to think I’m the IT department. PGP.