Debating if anyone will notice if I leave work six hours early. PGP.

I’m starting to think that things kids are doing nowadays are stupid. PGP.

I let all the vegetables in my fridge go bad. Again. PGP.

Actually enjoying small talk about the weather with your dad. PGP.

Put in my two weeks notice and got a hefty raise and promotion instead. I still want to quit. PGP.

Sucking in the double chin and the gut at the same time. PGP.

Pretending you didn’t see you were tagged in the ice bucket challenge because you’re to poor to donate. PGP.

Getting a power trip from having your own intern. PGP.

The hardest I worked today was charting my coworkers BMs to figure out the ideal time to use the handicap stall for number two. PGP.

Finally feeling like a man for drinking not because you want to, but because you have to. PGP.