I’ve spent more on car maintenance than on food this year. PGP.

Felt wild today, so I wrote in blue pen instead of black. PGP.

It would be less embarrassing for my nudes to leak than my bank account balance. PGP.

Today is our last “Summer Friday” of the year. My company is making up when seasons begin and end. PGP.

When you realize your student loan debt wouldn’t be a bad annual salary. PGP.

I’ve been here for nine months and still can’t figure out how to use the landline. PGP.

The least productive part of my day is when I’m at work. PGP.

The feeling of sheer joy when someone cancels plans. PGP.

Started to use Rogaine for about a week. Got ED for two weeks and lost hair. PGP.