People in other departments telling you how to do your job. PGP.

It’s almost “drive to work in the dark, drive home in the dark” season. PGP.

“Well, look who decided to show up.” I was 5 minutes late. PGP

There are seven Mikes in our office. PGP.

I’m too scared to leave the office because the CEO and CFO are having a conversation by my car. PGP.

“You’re getting paid with experience.” PGP.

Making eye contact through that gap in the stall door. PGP.

Until recently, I thought Ariana Grande was a font in Microsoft Office. PGP.