I’ve been sandbagging my sales this month since I knew I wasn’t going to make my bonus two weeks ago. PGP.

The handicap stall in my office has the worst cell reception. PGP.

“Just another friendly reminder….” PGP.

Still not entirely sure what a “Trap Queen” is. PGP

There’s a 95 percent chance I will be sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall when the rapture happens. PGP

I still throw up in parking lots. PGP.

“You’re the future leaders of this company”

“He’s middle-management material.” PGP.

That 2:30 feeling at 9 am. PGP.

Paying for your unemployed friends bar tab, because it’s the right thing to do. PGP.