1: “How bout that rain last night?” 2: “Yeah, we need it, though.” PGP.

Patiently waiting for all the baby boomers to retire so we all can just work from home everyday. PGP.

Having to ask a friend, “Would it be creepy if a date her if she’s hat young?”

Submitting TFM posts when you’re 34 and married. PGP.

“Can you [insert impossible last minute task] by EOD tomorrow? Thanks!” PGP

Staying up to date with the market despite not having the available funds to invest. PGP.

I finally got to start traveling for work, but it’s all on weekends.

I wish my boss would take longer vacations.

I got 99 problems and this broken fucking scanner is all of them.

My favorite college bar got condemned. PGP.