Over this job..I started 2 months ago. PGP

“Moving forward, I will be sure that I take all necessary steps to ensure this doesn’t happen again.” PGP

I now watch games at home because bars are too loud.

While I really appreciate it, giving me my own office with a door was a big mistake as far as productivity goes. PGP.

The guy next to me quit so I switched my monitor for his bigger one. PGPM.

No idea what happened to FIFA, but I’ve had three separate conversations about it.

1: “Did you see my email?”2: “Yeah… Looking at it right now…” PGP

“Who do I need to notify that the office toilet won’t flush?” PGP

Sometimes I feel unprofessional for being a freelancer who works from home..But then I just roll over and take a 2:00 pm nap.

“Reaching out” to people instead of just emailing or calling them. PGP