Your boss complaining about being broke. PGP.

I’ve had the dad bod before dad bods were cool. PGP

Realizing your new Audi expectations just became your used Hyundai reality. PGP.

“I’m still moving some things around check back with me in an hour or so.” PGP

“Firing up” your computer in the morning. PGP

5 of my Facebook friends are celebrating birthdays today, and I don’t care about any of them

Took a personal on Monday. Saw a matinee by myself, cut the lawn, and was in bed by 9. PGP

“Can you check this for me?” PGP.

Tried to impress a girl at the gym…threw my back out

My boss just rejected my expense report for $7.00. PGP