“at least it was good interview practice”. PGP.

Frank the Tank having a, “pretty nice little Saturday,” lined up. PGP

Contemplated calling in a noise complaint on my undergrad neighbors around 11:45pm last night. PGP

Lying about having seen a YouTube video so you don’t have to stand there and watch it.

Just cracked open a tall boy…..of Arizona Iced Tea. PGP.

Saw an old college hookup on a reality show on Bravo. PGP

One day I am going to tie my tie right the first time #PGP

Having to “urban dictionary” words interns use. PGP

Hard work is getting in 5 minutes before your boss and acting like you’ve been there for hours PGP.

I’ve never been asked for proof that I graduated. PGP.