Finding the acceptable volume for your Pandora to play at your desk without pissing off your co-workers.

Mastering weather-related small talk. PGP.

That primal rush when Chipotle doesn’t charge you for double meat.

I just spent an entire paycheck paying bills. PGP.

I had to ask someone if I could email them a document because I don’t know how to work a fax machine. PGP.

The dad body with no intentions of becoming a father

Justin Spieth is 21 and won 1.8 million by winning The Masters. I’m 24 and won 2 bucks on a scratch off. PGP.

Sometimes I just sit on the toilet to avoid people. PGP.

Started from the bottom, now i’m in Omaha. PGP

“Did you get that e-mail I just sent you?” PGP.