Getting invited on winetasting trips by people who grossly overestimate my salary. PGP.

Sucking up to my bosses kid so he can put in a good word for me.

The old women at my office all gather in the lunch room at noon and watch Family Feud. PGP.

Actually enjoying the hold music groove and then having it ripped away when the other end picks up. PGP.

“There will be no relocation allowance for this position.” PGP.

Still waiting on that tenth grade geometry to come in handy in the real world. PGP

Had a great start to my quarter. Now my manager expects me to “keep up the great work!” PGP

Not even the day after tomorrow is Friday. PGP.

Clocking in at 8:30 am, being done at 12 pm, waiting to go home at 5 pm. PGP.

Just met my girlfriend’s kids. They’re pretty cool.