6 wings and one beer turned into 30 wings and me blacking out at Wing Night. PGP

This is my cubicle, there are many like it, but this one is mine. PGP.

My company just blocked The Masters website. PGP.

Wondering if there’s any money left on gift cards you received for Christmas.

Just gave money that I don’t have back to a school that I can’t afford. PGP.

Just heard five people softy golf clap from their cubes. PGPM.

Summer and winter are the same season when you have no windows in your office.

I turned 24 today. 41 more years until retirement. PGP.

The Wait of Shame on the toilet so you don’t have to make eye contact with the people who just heard you destroy it. PGP.

I can’t afford to be in another wedding.