I showed up ten minutes late and I was the first person here. PGP.

My weed guy can’t meet up because he “has the kids tonight”. PGP.

My Venmo transactions got me called into a sit down with HR. PGP

Afternoon pick-me-up of coffee and advil. PGP.

Everyone is busy but me. PGP.

“My calendar is wide open.” PGP.

What am I even doing here? PGP

No one is here today but I am because I just couldn’t believe “Easter Monday” was a thing. PGP

Mint.com considered my $40 dinner a “large transaction”.

I was pleasantly surprised by how the new urinal cakes make the bathroom smell today. PGP.