I’ve decided to leave in my single gray hair to be taken more seriously around the office. PGP.

Feeling compelled to order water at lunch just because your boss did. PGP.

Spending more then you make.

Added a girl from TFM’s Babe of the day on Instagram. Girlfriend made me delete my account after. PGP

Went from still drunk to hung over in the same meeting this morning. PGP.

Sometimes when I get drunk I check my credit score. PGP

Knowing your boss is coming around the corner just by the sound of their footsteps. PGP.

My little brothers job out of college offered a higher salary than I currently make.

Second day in a row that a coworker has brought his children into the office. One of them is crying. Crying while I’m trying to work. PGP.

Testing the limits of casual Friday. PGP.