Interns showing you the hot new apps. PGP.

There is a puddle of piss that accumulates under both urinals everyday by noon

Being able to relate to Dilbert Cartoons. #PGP

Playing the how often can I use the bathroom before he boss says something game

Just one year out of playing D1 sports and I already have a dad body for the ages. PGP

“Can you make it here by 7? PGP.

The “I can’t keep drink like that during the week” text the next morning. PGP.

The only other employee under 40 just quit. PGP.

Coworker prints out and highlights driving directions on MapQuest before we go on sales calls. PGP

I was the lucky guy selected to go to a career fair this morning to recruit college kids for jobs I wish I could get. PGP