Fantasizing about faking your own kidnapping to get some time off. PGP.

Wedding season 2k15. PGP.

Having all the ingredients to cook dinner except for the motivation. PGP.

Still using a painted “Formal 2010” cooler. #PGP

Did you get the bracket invite? PGP

Just staring at your computer screen in silence. PGP.

“Let me find out and call you right back” PGP.

Running errands during lunch. PGP.

Today is my birthday, and it doesn’t matter. PGP

Can’t wait to spend my tax return on my credit card bill. #PGP