Doing just enough to keep the power gut from getting any worse. PGP.

Forgot to wear a belt.

Visiting my parents this weekend because I know they’ll take me to Costco. #PGP.

“We should own a bar!” PGP

Calling into a sports talk radio to complain about something. #PGP

From power gut to clinically obese in three months flat. PGP.

Can’t wait to get my taxes done so I can be responsible and blow it all in Vegas.

I probably peaked at 21. Maybe 22. PGP.

People are arguing in the office about who got more snow in their area. Arguing. About snow. PGP.

Found myself explaining tinder to everyone at work; they looked at me like I had just discovered fire. PGP.