I just found a $0.50 cent off two or more Lean Cuisines coupon, so I guess you could say 2015 is off to a great start. PGP.

I got transferred 15 times in one call. PGP.

I would happily stay until 7 p.m. if I was allowed to come in at 10 a.m. PGP.

Now I get why people buy lottery tickets. PGP.

I moved to Omaha today. PGP.

“We’ve decided to go with another candidate.” PGP.

Applying for your dream job while drunk. PGP.

Gonna stay in Friday night to do my taxes. PGP.

Having prescriptions for drugs you once used recreationally. PGP.

Wade Boggs drinking more in one flight than I can drink in a weekend. PGP.